http://robotswithbrains.com/smartass by Michael Grimm Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:00:31 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en "Do you remember the scene in the film "Dead Poets Society" where Robin William's character got up on his desk and shouted "Carpe diem! Seize the day!"? Didn't that movie suck royal ass?" -by MG http://robotswithbrains.com/smartass/index.php/2009/07/02/on-seizing-the-day/ "With all these celebrities dropping like flies, you should meditate on the following truth: 'Thank god you have no discernible talents. It's better to be mediocre and alive then to be famous and dead.'" -by MG http://robotswithbrains.com/smartass/index.php/2009/07/01/on-fame/ "You are distraught over the untimely demise of a popular music legend, but in your heart of hearts you know that Little Timmy Two Toots' music will live on forever. RIP Timmy!" -by MG http://robotswithbrains.com/smartass/index.php/2009/06/30/on-loss/ "There is a new beginning for you around every corner, thanks to your lack of short term memory." -by MG http://robotswithbrains.com/smartass/index.php/2009/06/26/on-new-beginnings/ "You are turning over a new leaf in your life, and you have discovered just what the underside of a new leaf looks like, and you are not impressed." -by MG http://robotswithbrains.com/smartass/index.php/2009/06/25/on-turning-over-a-new-leaf/ "Don't neglect the things you love. The things you love will prune up and die without your love and attention. For example, I love grapes. Nothing ever good came from old grapes. I mean, besides wine and raisins." -by MG http://robotswithbrains.com/smartass/index.php/2009/06/24/on-neglect/ "You cut negative bonds of attachment to despair, depression, and desperation. You untie the knots and the 'nots.' You recall the genius of the hilarious comedian Don Knotts. You start whistling the theme to the 'Andy Griffith Show.' You curse me for allowing that theme to get stuck in your ... http://robotswithbrains.com/smartass/index.php/2009/06/03/on-negative-bonds/