Smart-Ass Quote
“Your imagination is your preview of life’s coming attractions. Your inevitable failure at everything you do is the feature presentation.”
-by Albert Einstein
May
26
2009
26
2009
On Aspirations
Smart-Ass Quote
“Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, and keep looking as the eyeballs in my head burst into flames from staring at the sun for too long. Only then will my aspirations for sun blindness come true.”
-by Louisa May Alcott
May
21
2009
21
2009
On Death
“You know that life is eternal. You are confident that life does not end with the passing of the physical body. The fact that you have no evidence to support your “knowing” does not hinder you in the slightest. Good for you! If only the rest of the world could have utter confidence in something they had no evidence about there would be no wars, and… hold on. Scratch that.”
-by MG
May
20
2009
20
2009
On Ups and Downs
“You are stable during life’s ups and downs, it’s during life’s side to sides that makes you want to vomit into your Easter bonnet.”
-by MG
May
19
2009
19
2009
On Silence of the Spirit
“You are consciously aware of the calm silence of your spirit. I, on the other hand, am consciously aware that my spirit suffers from lactose intolerance and farts constantly because it refuses to stay away from delicious spiritual ice cream.”
-by MG
May
18
2009
18
2009
On Divine Balance
“You embrace Divine balance in your life. That tacky bronze Buddah in your living room sets off the crucifixes in your kitchen, perfectly.”
-by MG
May
15
2009
15
2009
On Abundance
“Right now, you accept the abundance that is flowing into your life… mostly through your mouth hole.”
-by MG
May
14
2009
14
2009
On Choice
“You can make your own choices and decisions, and that stripped shirt, plaid shorts ensemble you are wearing is considered the horrifying evidence.”
-by MG
May
13
2009
13
2009
On Super Powers
“You have the power to change yourself from a mild-mannered reporter to a super-powered man of steel! Unfortunately, that delicious lemonade you just bought from a corner stand and ingested wasn’t lemonade, after all, it was Kryptonite juice!”
-by MG
May
12
2009
12
2009
On Opportunity
“Sliding glass doors of opportunity are opening for you. You have stepped on the magical mat in front of the opportunity grocery store of life and the magical mat has confirmed your worthiness. Please enter before you let all the warm air out of the place.”
-by MG
