Every day has it’s challenges, it’s setback, it’s flunderbusts, and it’s up to you to find some special place in the recesses of your brain to escape the daily crapfest and melt in a happy joy-joy land of your own manifestation. It is my job to give you a key to the back door of the adjoining building to the home also owned by the landlord that maintains the living space of a friend of someone who has found that happy joy-joy land. May all my magic blessings make your day 1/36 less crappy than it was before you read this post.
-Michael Grimm
Guru and Wizard of enlightened affirmations
