Daily Smart-Assfirmations

“Do you remember the scene in the film “Dead Poets Society” where Robin William’s character got up on his desk and shouted “Carpe diem! Seize the day!”? Didn’t that movie suck royal ass?”

-by MG

“With all these celebrities dropping like flies, you should meditate on the following truth: ‘Thank god you have no discernible talents. It’s better to be mediocre and alive then to be famous and dead.’”

-by MG