“You are distraught over the untimely demise of a popular music legend, but in your heart of hearts you know that Little Timmy Two Toots’ music will live on forever. RIP Timmy!”
-by MG
Jun
26
2009
26
2009
On New Beginnings
“There is a new beginning for you around every corner, thanks to your lack of short term memory.”
-by MG
Jun
25
2009
25
2009
On Turning Over a New Leaf
“You are turning over a new leaf in your life, and you have discovered just what the underside of a new leaf looks like, and you are not impressed.”
-by MG
Jun
24
2009
24
2009
On Neglect
“Don’t neglect the things you love. The things you love will prune up and die without your love and attention. For example, I love grapes. Nothing ever good came from old grapes. I mean, besides wine and raisins.”
-by MG
Jun
03
2009
03
2009
On Negative Bonds
“You cut negative bonds of attachment to despair, depression, and desperation. You untie the knots and the ‘nots.’ You recall the genius of the hilarious comedian Don Knotts. You start whistling the theme to the ‘Andy Griffith Show.’ You curse me for allowing that theme to get stuck in your head. The negative bonds are retied.”
-by MG
