“You no longer quarrel with your wife, because you have come to the realization that your wife is just a women. And we all know that women are like little monkey children, incapable of logical thought and reason. Just like Jesus wrote in the Old Testament somewhere, “I put a lot of work into the creation of man, woman was kind of an after thought. I took a discarded chunk of Adam’s bone and I invented a woman. What did you really expect?”"
-by MG
